LAGOS IS OUTSIDE FOR DETTY DECEMBER — AGAIN!

Involve me, involve me but you are on the mainland and you’re asking me why Everyone Is Running to the Island. In case they didn’t inform you, Twinwaters on the Island is this hotspot for Detty December in 2025! And if you’re part of the IJGB Geng finally touching down at Murtala Muhammed with your accent freshly polished, welcome in advance.

This is Lagos Survival Playbook mixed with the Twinwaters Italawa Edition.

Instagram and Tiktok is already tensioning our timeline with the sound “Welcome to Decemmmmmmber, we are Outside!”
Events fliers everywhere. Parties back-to-back. People you’ve not seen since last Detty December suddenly reappearing and giving main character energy.

But while everybody is shouting “we outside,” remember one thing:
Lagos doesn’t just come with enjoyment; it comes with premium madness.

COMING TO LAGOS THIS DECEMBER? HERE ARE SOME LIFE SAVING HACKS YOU

Whether you’re IJGB, ITK, or Lagos born-and-bred, these hacks will save your life:

– Hack 1: Your ‘One Wig’ Will Not Serve You

The TikTok girlies already told you one wig might work but guess what they lied to you. The CHANGE WIG SIS! For the IJGB Girlies, we don’t do brands here. The IT Lagos girls know you turn up to a Lagos event in a 30 inches bone straight wig. over here girl, its go hard to stay home.  Lagos events will drag you from brunch to night party to after-party very quickly. You need 5 different wigs for the 5 different events. A quick tip, get two wigs and Rotate it. Restyle it. Revive it into 5 ways.

– Hack 2: Accept That Traffic Will Humble You

If Google Maps says 15 minutes, just laugh. Carry snacks, power bank, patience, and prayer. You are just about to spend 1hr 15mins…

– Hack 3: Budget Like Someone Who Still Wants Money in January

Lagos in December can finish your life savings with a single night out. Pick places that give full value; food, fun, ambience, safety, comfort…My advice, is to go for combo packages like the one Twinwaters is selling for CHRISTMAS AT TWINWATERS; 10 DAYS OF MAGIC!

– Hack 4: Always Have an Escape Plan

Because Lagos will Lagos. We are talking Crowd, heat, noise, rush, stress; e fit choke. My advice open air places just fit perfectly. Like “The View Rooftop” that has breathtaking ocean views.

WHEN LAGOS STARTS LAGOS-ING… ESCAPE TO TWINWATERS

When the city starts doing too much, there’s only one place that resets your brain instantly: Twinwaters AKA the Soft Life Headquarters.

Here’s why:

·         You get all the vibes without the chaos. Premium, organized, clean, safe, spacious

·         Views that cure stress. Ocean breeze. Rooftop glow. Lagos skyline.
Your wahala instantly logs out.

·         Food that slaps. Drinks that slap harder.

·         Fun you can’t find anywhere else. Arcade. Bowling. Lounge. Restaurants.
One location, multiple moods.

·         It’s the Detty December HQ for the one percent of the one percent. It’s Soft. Luxury. Italawa-coded.
Exactly what your December deserves.

TRANSPORT APPS THAT WON’T DISGRACE YOU

Order the ride from Bolt, Uber, In-drive, or LagosRide before you finish your makeup. Lagos drivers will test your patience and your faith, just be ready and with funds because the Detty December transport surge can cause you to purge.

LOCAL SHORTCUTS THAT LAGOSIANS DON’T SHARE FOR FREE

• From Lekki to VI: Avoid Admiralty if you can. Cut through the inner roads.

• From Oniru: Enter through Four Points side, you go dodge half the traffic.

• From Ikoyi: Don’t follow Falomo during rush hour unless you enjoy punishment.

Twinwaters is one of the few places you can enter without feeling like you fought World War 3 on the road.

STAY ENERGIZED AND REFRESHED FOR BACK-TO-BACK EVENTS

IJGB Geng, you people like enjoyment; and we respect that. But Lagos doesn’t respect anybody. Not your accent. Not your foreign drip. Not your suitcase full of Zara.

• Carry mint or gum: keeps you fresh enough for close-range gist.

• Power bank! No power bank = boredom + zero pictures + missing your ride.

• Fire Fragrance Only: For the amount of heat and sweat that Lagos breads; guy, you cannot afford not to have your perfumes and body scents handy.

• If you feel light-headed? Sit down. Drink water. Say, “Father Lord.” Then continue the enjoyment.

This December, everybody will shout “outside!” But only smart people know where to be outside. If you’ve ever said or hopped on the TikTok trend: “Abeg involve me! Involve me!

This is the involvement!

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